Reunion Dress Code Guidelines

Many of us - WAY over 50, are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashion.

In spite of what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

  1. A nose ring and bifocals
  2. Spiked hair and bald spots
  3. A pierced tongue and dentures
  4. Miniskirts and support hose
  5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
  6. Speedo's and cellulite
  7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
  8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
  9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
  10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
  11. Bikinis and liver spots or birth lines.
  12. Short shorts and varicose veins.
  13. Inline skates and a walker.
    And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion for the older folks.
  14. Thongs and Depends.

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind as you prepare for the reunion.

Thanks for sharing this with us Janet Miller Rose and Husband Mike Rose.